so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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