We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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