none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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