on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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