yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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