We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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