Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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