what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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