oh god the rape fog is back!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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