We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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