why didn't you poke me back
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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