Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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