My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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