Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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