Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
