is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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