why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Randomize
