It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
