omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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