You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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