i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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