So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
