Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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