Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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