your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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