This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I touched a dick in church today
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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