Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
