me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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