well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
