Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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