I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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