The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
last night I used snow as a chaser
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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