On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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