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can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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