grandma shit on top of the toilet
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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