Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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