Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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