If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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