What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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