Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just found puke in my bra..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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