Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The air taste purple.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
