Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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