FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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