all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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