Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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