words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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