id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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