think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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