I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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