no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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