Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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