I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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