I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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