Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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