: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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